Girly Tumblr Themes

jerkofficial:

i just wanna get drunk and flirt with cute boys

"It’s all too much and not enough at the same time."
- Jack Kerouac (via dulcetive)

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

Drake and Josh

bandoms-and-fandoms-unite:

sometimes i wonder if Dan Schneider stays up late at night regretting the fact that he cancelled the show or that he ever had it end

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